the great oil spill of 2010.

No.  Not the one in the gulf.

The one in my KITCHEN.

 
Oh yes, this brilliant chef-extraordinaire knocked over a nearly-full bottle of olive oil last night while preparing a small feast for her fiance.  Unfortunately it was right after the wine kicked in, so my reaction time was less than desirable.  Which means about half of the bottle did reach the counter surface, seeping up under the microwave, our treasured rock-salt grinder and spice rack.

It took me nearly half an hour to clean up.  Do you know how HARD it is to clean up oil?  Ridiculous.

But I did it, and no animals were harmed in the great oil spill of 2010.

But now I'm asking, what the eff are those BP guys doing?  If lowly me can clean up my spill, can't you do something about yours?

Comments

[Jaime]

Sounds like you could really help BP out. I think they're needing all of the help they can get!

[Morgan]

I lol'd at this. I agree, it is so hard to clean up!!

(found you through younghouselove)

[busyteacheramy]

Maybe it was the wine. We should send a care package to BP of wine to help them clean up the spill faster.

[Lauren]

Oh my gosh, sounds like a mess. But I hear ya on the BP nightmare... It's been 2 months now, which is completely ridiculous!!